Volume 8, Issue 11

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at www.teenanglers.org. You can also call 772-201-5770.

 

If you would like to report a catch you can call me at 772-201-5770 or you can e-mail me at cward11605@aol.com. You can also reach me on the web at www.captjoeward.com.

 

Capt. Joe Ward - Capt. Joe's River Charters.

 

Capt. Joe Ward

Phone: 772-461-1335
Alt: 772-201-5770

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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."

 

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."